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Puny Jokes

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was -- -- Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island -- -- but it
turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker -- -- but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class -- --
because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder -- -- and got a little
behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, -- -- it'll still be

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road -- -- and was cited for

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France -- -- would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race -- -- they ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow -- -- fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall -- -- the police are
looking into it.

12. Atheism --- is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats …

Barak Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

The Norwegian Nobel Committee

The Nobel Peace Prize for 2009

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama's vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

Obama has as President created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Obama's initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronti…